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reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

(via greetings)

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waifwraith:

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

(via zackisontumblr)

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niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

(via squidyword)

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parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(via guy)

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scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

(via untexting)

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suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via wigglyweak)

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cooldudebro:

versacesquad:

cooldudebro:

versacesquad:

had to save that shit for later

*puts it in a tupperware box in the fridge*

Dudebro that ain’t cool

it is cool. i put it in the fridge.

(via versacesquad)

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